Cosmo ist awesome!
No Capo, works well on acoustic guitar also
INTRO: (play barre chords [e on 7th fret, f# on 9th fret etc.])
3x
2x
(Im going for a shit)
2x
VERSE 1:
Come stay with me stay in my room
My duvet smells but so would you
If you hadnât washed in as long as I have
And iâll wash my balls if you say that youâll grab them
Nah iâm not gonna make you do that
Its just you and me on the bench where weâre sat
(and so on for the rest of the Verse)
Socking back to my room and we can watch a movie
And your passion for you will go right straight through me
Iâll say something like âbaby could you be the one that will always throw your love to meâ
And youâll be like nahh your just some pissed break tryna get some of me and that makes me sick
And iâll be like nah hi love you so much and i know itâs pathetic but iâve had enough
PRE-CHORUS: (fast switch from Abm7 to F# and back to Abm7 [listen to the song to figure it out!])
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Of being alone on my own in my home
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i just wanna be here when you re screaming and moan to me
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âBaby i want you!â But i know you donât youâll just point at my boner and
say â off home!â
Chorus: (I prefer open E chord and the F#/Abm as barre chords on the E-String!)
Melanie wonât you spend the day with me
I donât know how to spell your second name but iâll try
Melanie wonât you spend the day with me
Wonât you slap me one more time
VERSE 2:
(same chords as 1st verse)
And iâll cry and iâll cry
And i might wonder why
This beatuful Mel girl donât like this guy
Is it cause i didnât wash my hair today
And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way
Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go
Except straight up your nose
But you smell like a rose
Not that i sniffed you although i massively would like to
Your not just some bitch on a bench like the boys that i lie to
The fact is now i was drunk when i saw you
Did i not make it clear that i massively adore you
You know iâd even quit drinking for you
i shoulda been sober but i didnât want to
Before we started we were already over
Cos i canât talk to girls when iâm sober
Girls like you arenât common
And when they come around i miss them
PRE-CHORUS:
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But i can still say that i sat on a bench with the prettiest girl in Brixham
CHORUS:
Melanie wonât you spend the day with me
I donât know how to spell your second name but iâll try
Melanie wonât you spend the day with me
Wonât you slap me one more time
BRIDGE:
Iâm sorry if you think that £1.50 was wasted
those were the best damn chips I ever tasted
Wonât you slap me one more time
CHORUS:
Melanie wonât you spend the day with me
I donât know how to spell your second name but iâll try
Melanie wonât you spend the day with me
Wonât you slap me one more time
Melanie wonât you spend the day with me
I donât know how to spell your second name but iâll try
Melanie wonât you spend the day with me
Wonât you slap me one more time
one more time.