SONG; THE YODA SONG
WRITTEN BY; M.Snape and C.Hutchinson
verse and chorus;
bridge;
verse 1
I WAKE UP IN THE MORNINGS AND LEVITATE TO MY FAVOURITE TREE,
I WEAR MY BEST BROWN GOWN THAT THE JEDI COUNCIL GAVE TO ME,
I VE GOT BIG POINTY EARS, GREEN SKIN AND MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT,
I VE GOT MIDICHLORIANS, SO I DON T USE MY HANDS WHEN I KNOCK ONE OUT.
bridge
I DON T CARE,
IF I VE GOT GREEN PUBIC HAIR.
chorus
MY NAME IS YODA,
THE WAYS OF THE FORCE WILL SHOW YA,
MY NAME IS YODA,
I KNOW THERES ANOTHER.
verse2
YOU MAY NOT BELEIVE ME BUT I M ACTUALLY 900 YEARS OLD,
I VE GOT SO WRINKLED THAT NOW I M COVERED IN GREEN FOLDS,
I VE GOT THIS BEER BELLY HANGING RIGHT DOWN TO MY KNEES,
IT MEANS I HAVEN T SEEN MY DONGER IN A HUNDRED YEARS.
bridge
choris
verse3
I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND I CAN SENSE YOU THINK I M AN UGLY TWAT,
BUT THAT DON T BOTHER ME BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR MOM IS FAT,
I GAVE HER A GOOD SEEING TO WHILE WE WERE LAST ON TATOOINE,
SHE SAID "OH MY GOD, THATS THE BIGGEST GREEN THAT I VE EVER SEEN"
bridge
chorus
verse4
DEGOBAH MIGHT LOOK SHITTY BUT IN FACT ITS GOT SOME LOVELY GRASS,
IT TAKES MY MIND OFF FRANK OZ WHO S GOT HIS HANDS UP MY ASS,
I TALK LIKE COOKIE MONSTER AND I DONT NEED A REMOTE FOR TV,
EVEN PALPATINE WOULD BE FORCED TO TAKE IT UP THE BUM FROM ME.
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chorus