This is a tab based off of his performance for a TV show called Hidden Talent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hImO8kVMqTQ
CHORDS:
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INTRO: (x3)
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RIFF:
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VERSE 1:
Well cigarettes and heroin are my only friends
Now I m in a sanitarium wearing depends
I ve done a lot of damage but I feel okay
The Thorazine I take makes the monsters go away
CHORUS:
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And my Doctor says man if you apply yourself here
You can be working at McDonald s in about two years
Oh yeah, well alright!
You know it sucks in here and it gets so lonely at night
Oh yeah, well alright!
You know I d break out but I m too weak to fight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
VERSE 2:
Well these 12 step meetings are oh so fun
We drink coffee and smoke cigarettes, and wish we had guns
An hour outside, its like a vacation
It s like a ing prison, but we get medication
CHORUS:
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And my Doctor says man if you apply yourself here
You can be working at McDonald s in about two years
Oh yeah, well alright!
You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night
Oh yeah, well alright!
You know I d break out but I m too weak to fight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
VERSE 3:
Well these therapy sessions they get oh so sad
Some crackhead bitch found out she hates her dad
She never knew why, oh now its clear
Oh god, please get me the out of here
CHORUS+FINAL:
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My Doctor says Cranford just apply yourself here
You ll be working at Burger King in under two years
Oh yeah, well alright!
You know it sucks in here and it s so damn lonely at night
Oh yeah, well alright!
You know I d break out but I m too weak to fight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright