[Verse]
N.C.
What s that burning feeling
every time you pee?
Well that s how it goes
after you have so
much awesome sex with me
[Chorus]
I gave you a UTI
Yeah I gave you a UTI
My sweet love injection
caused a urinary tract infection!
I m just that good
I didn t even try, try, try
I gave you
a UTI!
[Spoken part]
N.C.
Rebecca:
Okay, so it s not really a comment
on the quality of the sex as much as
a lot of sex has been happening and
there s just a very natural transfer
of bacteria
[Greg]
Don t ruin this for me!
[Verse 2]
That bladder inflammation
is my little gift to you!
Yeah sometimes chicks need
medication after what
I ve put them through!
N.C.
Come on, sing with me!
[Rebecca]
No, I m not going to do that.
[Chorus]
(Greg)
I gave you
a UTI!
(Greg)
Yeah I gave you
[I gave you]
.. a UTI!
[Bridge]
I m so good at sex
your maiden ship got wrecked!
My penis is the reason
you may die, die, die!
I gave you a UTI!
One night with me is pure ecstasy
cause I know just what you like!
But you should know for a week or so
you won t be able to ride a bike!
[Spoken part]
N.C.
I m sorry if you have to cancel that
Spin class. I ll pay the cancellation fee
because I know a lot of times you have
to book the specific bike in advance.
Anyway
[Chorus]
I gave you
I gave you
a UTI!
A UTI!
Not a STD!
No STD s!
Just to clarify!
If it hurts to take a leak
well that s just part of my technique!
What has two thumbs
and gave you UTI?
This guy!
I gave you
A UT
I gave you..
A UT
I gave you
a U T I!!!
