Taken from Dan Henig s YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/EjJ-UD-nIVI
Capo 3
[Intro]
x2
[Verse 1]
I know it s wrong, I just can t help but thinkâ¦
Pass me the Butterbeer, I could really use a drink.
I tried to get her curly hair, out of my head.
But all that s on my mind is my wand between her legs.
[Verse 2]
When she said leviosa, not leviosssaaa,
The hairs on my neck stood up, and I got kind of hard.
She s so beautiful and sexy and hot.
So how the did she end up with a ginger named Ron?
[Chorus]
Hermione, oh Hermione -
How the did Ron end up with my Hermione?
She s magical, she s a masterpiece -
How did Ron end up with someone so far out his league?
[Verse 3]
I ve had my share of love, Ginny and Cho Chang
But Cedric had to it up and die at Voldemortâs hand.
Cause Ginny, you re so sweet, and your beauty is blinding -
But you re far too kinky, I m not into fingers in heinies, I m into
[Chorus]
Hermione, oh Hermione -
How the did Ron end up with my Hermione?
She s magical, she s a masterpiece -
How did Ron end up with someone so far out his league?
[Bridge]
But don t get me wrong, I really like his sister
But now I m surrounded by all these bloody gingers.
I don t know what she sees in him and his stupid red mopâ¦
Oh wait, I think I get it now... he must have an enormous !
[Chorus]
Hermione, oh Hermione -
That s how Ron Weasley ended up with Hermione!
He s got a giant knob, a serpent underneath -
That s how Ron Weasley ended up with Hermione!
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