(slowly)
So many douchebags in the world
So many douchebags get the girls
who deserve more than absolutely anything
than you and I or anyone could bring
They need a prince in armor who could sing
(let ring
Their love to them
(speed up tempo)
So many assholes in this place
So many assholes in my face!
Why donât they leave me alone
to love princesses and queens?
They wouldnât ever be in between
Iâd treat them nice and Iâd never be mean to them
Yeah yeah yeahâ¦
(pick the bass note before each chord)
But there will always be guys like Peter
A no good tennis playing self absorbin wiener
Heâll never ever go see you at the theatre
And heâll never know the lengths that Iâd go just to see your show
Ba ba ba ba ba ba baâ¦
Ba ba ba ba ba ba daâ¦
Ba ba ba ba ba ba daâ¦
Ba da ba ba ba ba baâ¦
So many bastards here
Why canât these bastards disappear?
Weâll blast them off to outer space
Weâll never see them again
Iâd launch them all to Venus and thenâ¦
I wouldnât have to deal with them anymore
Yeah yeah yeahâ¦
But there will always be guys like Peter
Whoâll jump the ship before takeoff and reappear
Right before Iâd just try to get near her
And heâll never know the steam that Iâd blow when Iâd see her go
(hard strum on the chord changes)
So why do these guys even exist?
And how come the girls just canât resist?
Donât they know it just makes me pissed?
Hey thatâs me, was born that way
And câest la vie, what more to say?
I could complain but whatâs the use?
Something I ainât, the simple truth butâ¦
(one strum each)
There will always be guys like Petey
To make my life just a little bit more shitty
Heâll always be the block to every titty
that Iâll ever love
And itâs been kinda rough
So Pete, Iâve had enough
Pete, Iâve had enough