x2
How s your new Ivy League girlfriend?
Is she boring too in the way I couldn t stand?
And I m not sorry
I just hope you trust her more than me
x2
You never wanted to date a college girl
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
Or made your parents proud
I bet she s not as loud
x2
Does it feel better
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
Put your work shoes on
And talk about her at your shitty job
Does it feel better
In that cold Boston weather?
your Ivy League sweater
You know I was better
your Ivy League sweater
