Beep Beep
Donald Claps
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While riding in my Cadillac what to my surprise[/tab]
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A little Nash Rambler was following me about one third my size[/tab]
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The guy must have wanted to pass me up As he kept on tootin his horn[/tab]
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I ll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn[/tab]
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Beep Beep * * Beep Beep * * His horn went Beep Beep Beep[/tab]
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I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy the shake[/tab]
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But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind He still had on the brake[/tab]
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He must have thought his car had more guts As he kept on tootin his horn[/tab]
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I ll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn[/tab]
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My car went into passing gear and we took off with dust[/tab]
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Soon we were doin ninety must have left him in the dust[/tab]
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When I peeked in the mirror of my car I couldn t believe my eyes[/tab]
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That little Nash Rambler was right behind[/tab]
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You d think that guy could fly[/tab]
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Now we re doin a hundred and twenty as fast as I could go[/tab]
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The Rambler pulls along side of me as if I were goin slow[/tab]
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The fellow rolled down his window and yelled for me to hear[/tab]
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"Hey buddy how can I get this car out of second gear?"[/tab]