Intro: x2
(Verse 1)
The Getaway Grandmother s Club is takin a trip (to Branson)
Never been there before but they seen Youtube clips (World wide web)
My uncle Jerry says they re taking a bus (Greyhound)
But they ll be taking some shrooms so they ain t taking us
(Chorus)
They ll be shroomin in Branson
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
But it s not for you and me
It s for the grandmas
(Verse 2)
The Getaway Grandmother s Club is renting a suite (Red Roof)
Don t need no breakfast buffets, they got mushrooms to eat (Caps and Stems)
Their pupils get wide while they re playing them slots (Mind melt)
And they won t call it a night until 7pm
(Chorus) x2
They ll be shroomin in Branson
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
But it s not for you and me
It s for the grandmas
(Refrain)
All the lights be dancing (When your shroomin in Branson) x3
And the toads
Toads
woah
(Chorus) x2, up an octave
They ll be shroomin in Branson
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
But it s not for you and me
It s for
(let ring)
the grandmas
I heard they bought the shrooms from my cousin Keith
