[Intro]
[Verse 1]
I play in a band
We re the best in the land
We re big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There s a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I ll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let s finish these drinks and be gone for the night
Cause I m more than a handfull you ll see
[Chorus]
So kiss me, I m shitfaced
and i m soaked and i m soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
[Verse 2]
I can bench press a car
I m an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can t keep up
I m a really love machine
I ve had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world s best duck flambe
I ll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don t need these lines to get laid
[Chorus]
So kiss me, I m shitfaced
and i m soaked and i m soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
I m the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I ll escort her home
Come last call, I m never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor s mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I m just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus]
So kiss me, I m shitfaced
and i m soaked and i m soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
[Chorus]
So kiss me, I m shitfaced
and i m soaked and i m soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
[Verse 3]
Ahh, it. Who am I shittin ?
I m a pitiful sight
And I ain t all that bright
I m definitly not chisled from stone
I m a cheat and a liar
No woman s desire
I ll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
G>
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I m a monogamous man
No more one night stands
G>
Come on, honey, let me take you home
[Chorus]
So kiss me, I m shitfaced
and i m soaked and i m soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I m shitfaced
and i m soaked and i m soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I m shitfaced
and i m soaked and i m soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I m shitfaced
and i m soaked and i m soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
