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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say thereâs no such thing as Santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe D A E
She d been drinking too much egg nog
and we warned her not to go
but she forgot her medication
and she staggered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
there were hoof prints on her forehead
and incriminating Claus marks on her back. B C# Eb
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Now were all so proud of grandpa
he s been taking this so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel
It s not Christmas without grandma
all the familyâs dressed in black
and we just cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back! B C# Eb
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Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig (AHH!)
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig.
I ve warned all my friends and neighbors
better watch out for your selves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves! B C# Eb
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say thereâs no such thing as Santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
