Intro : - - - -
My house burned down in a flash of thunder.
My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber.
My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry.
My dog got squashed by a pickup truck.
My son ran away and got hooked on drugs.
My daughter s knocked up by the class of 85.
People say that life is good,
it don t seem good to me.
I m lost without a paddle,
and I m headed up shit creek.
People say that life is fun,
but I don t know why,
as far as I can tell,
STOP ( - )
life sucks , then you die.
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The government dumps its toxic waste,
right on top of my mother s grave,
a team of experts say it won t do her no harm.
But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule.
I cut off my dick with a power tool,
fixin the hole where the meteor hit the barn.
People say that life is good,
but I just piss and moan,
i got one foot on a banana peel,
the other in the Twilight Zone.
People say that life is fun,
but I don t know why,
as far as I can tell,
STOP ( - )
life sucks , then you die.
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I went to the store to buy some shells,
my gun went off and blew the owner to hell,
now I m sittin here in jail, singin this song.
And one guy wants to cut me with a knife,
another guy wants me to be his wife,
hey, I wish they d hang me before somethin really goes wrong!
People say that life is good,
give thanks for what you have,
when all you have is nothin ,
nothin makes you glad.
People say that life is fun,
but I don t know why,
as far as I can tell,
STOP
life sucks ,
STOP
life sucks ,
STOP ( - )
life sucks , then you die.