Fred Wedlock-Oldest Swinger In Town (live)
(Capo 2)
C* = x32013
When you re scoring with a chick in a disco bar,
Take her home in your hairy little car,
Then you find you went to school with her ma and pa,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
When you won t look in the mirror in the light of day,
Swear you ve dyed it when your hair turns grey,
When you zip up your trousers and your belly s in the way,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
C* G
Here you come and there you go,
White wheels, spots, and a stereo,
But the engine is clapped and the driver also,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
The barber takes a little less time each week,
The kids don t understand a word you speak,
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and e,
The sounds are too loud and there s too much smoke,
You d like another dance, but you re afraid you ll have a stroke,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
C* G
Here you come with your chest all bare,
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair,
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
When you re feeling as stiff as a skinhead s boot,
Rub on Vick s where you used to splash Brute,
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,
Travolta s shades and nine inch heels,
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
C* G
Here you come with your lips closed tight,
You never smile, you know it wouldn t look right,
Cause your dentures glow in ultraviolet light,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
oldest swinger in town,
And you look so mean because your pants are too tight,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
And it takes you all night,
To do what you used to do all night,
You re the oldest swinger in town.
Figured this one out by ear in honour of me bruvvah Pom! ;)
(Good laugh fer an open mic night)
RIP Fred.