[Intro]
[Verse]
You say either and I say eyether
You say neither and I say nyther;
Either, eyether, neither, nyther
Let s call the whole thing off!
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto;
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
Let s call the whole thing off!
[Pre-Chorus]
But oh! If we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh! If we ever part
Then that might break my, break my heart!
[Chorus]
So, if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
I ll wear pyjamas and give up pyjahmas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off (call it off)
Let s call the whole thing off!
You say laughter and I say lawfter
You say after and I say awfter;
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter
Let s call the whole thing off!
You like vanilla and I like vanella
You, say s parila and I say s parela;
Vanilla, vanella, chocolate, strawberry!
Let s call the whole thing off!
[Pre-Chorus]
But oh! If we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh! If we ever part
Then that might break my, break my heart!
[Chorus]
So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I ll order oysters and cancel the ersters
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off!
Let s call the whole thing off!
Don t you know we should call this whole calling off off
Call it off!
