E-E
How do you do, I
E-G
See you ve met my
G-A A-E
faithful handyman.
E-E
He s just a little brought down, Be-
E-G
cause when you knocked
G-A A-E
he thought you were the candyman.
E-E
Don t get strung out
E-G
by the way I look,
G-A A-E
don t judge a book by its cover.
E-E
I m not much of a girl
E-G
by the light of day,
G-A A-E
but by night I m one hell of a lover.
I m just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
E-E
Let me show you around, maybe
E-G
play you a sound,
G-A A-E
you look like you re both pretty groovy.
E-E
Or if you want something visual
E-G
that s not too abysmal,
G-A A-E
we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
E-E
Well, you got caught with a flat, well,
E-G
how bout that?
G-A A-E
Well, babies, don t you panic.
E-E
By the light of the night,
E-G
when it all seems alright,
G-A
I ll get you a satanic mechanic.
I m just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
E-E
Why don t you stay for the night? Night.
E-G
Or maybe a bite? Bite.
G-A A-E
I could show you my favorite obsession.
E-E
I ve been making a man
E-G
with blond hair and a tan,
G-A A-E
and he s good for relieving my tension.
I m just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
I m just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
[Spoken]
So - come up to the lab,
and see what s on the slab,
I see you shiver with antici...pation.
But maybe the rain
isn t really to blame,
so I ll remove the cause
(chuckles), but not the symptom.
