I []just made a discovery that []may change my []life
While I was []clicking through this new-fangled []facebook []site
It s a place where I can live the life I ve always dreamed
without really ever doing any[]thing
which is []good because I don t like doing []things
Now my []life isn t so important to []me
since there s an[]other place I d much rather []be
[]down on the []farm where the []sky is always []blue
and we []never kill the []pigs and the []cows never poo
and []everything s a[]dorable and I know every[]one
and we can []plant any[]thing under this []never-setting sun
oh it []hasn t gotten old
and I hope it never []will
let me intro[]duce you to my new home.
[]Farm[]ville
I drag my ragged ass to work, yeah I can barely lift my feet
I m operating on about four hours sleep
I was up all night growing food to feed the world
just me and an army of girls
friendless twelve year-old girls
The boss throws me a pile of work without so much as a hello
and suddenly I know exactly where I wanna go
[]down on the []farm where the []sky is always []blue
and we []never kill the []pigs and the []cows never poo
and []everything s a[]dorable and I know every[]one
and we can []plant any[]thing under this []never-setting sun
oh it []hasn t gotten old
and I hope it never []will
let me intro[]duce you to my new home.
[]Farm[]ville
In the last few months I ve become a millionaire
This is so much more exciting than playing solitaire
I ve got an oddly-shaped house, that I couldn t fit inside
And animals that will never die
no matter how much I neglect them they re alive
It might not be real life, but I don t really mind
There s no other place where I d prefer to spend my time than
[]down on the []farm where the []sky is always []blue
and we []never kill the []pigs and the []cows never poo
and []everything s a[]dorable and I know every[]one
and we can []plant any[]thing under this []never-setting sun
oh it []hasn t gotten old
and I hope it never []will
let me intro[]duce you to my new home.
[]Farm[]ville
DFTBA!
