24 Years (Webb Ellis)- A parody of Living Next Door To Alice
Heimlich Manouvre in the Park
Arrangement- Seth
(WARNING- slight coarse language)
Helen Clark called, when she got the word,
And she said, I suppose you ve heard ,
About Webb Ellis,
We pulled a few strings,
And put forward our case,
You should ve seen the look on Trevor Mellard s face,
When the IRB said, Webb Ellis is yours,
Chorus:
Oh, I don t know how we did it,
It should ve been Japan,
I guess they have their reasons but I just don t give a damn,
Cause for 24 years,
We ve been trying to get our hands on Webb Ellis,
Ellis, where the f**k s Webb Ellis?
24 years, waiting for the chance,
We re thrashing everbody the we go and lose to France,
Now we re strolling back home,
We ll surely get our hands on Webb Ellis,
In 91, we went down in a heap,
We tried to come easy,
But that fail s a creep!
Oh, Webb Ellis was gone
In 95, we saw Jonah smash Kat,
But a burger from Susie put an end to all that,
And a kick from Joe Stranskty,
Took Webb Ellis away,
Chorus:
Now, I know we may sound manic,
And really quite a bore,
But the pain of always failing s just as bad as bruise and sore,
For 24 years, we ve been trying to get our hands on Webb Ellis,
Ellis, where the f**k s Webb Ellis?
24 years, waiting for the chance,
We re thrashing everybody then we go and lose to France,
Now we re strolling back home,
We ll surely get our hands on Webb Ellis,
In 99 we got a few bad calls,
Then the frogs got hold of our balls,
Ahahahaha! Au revoir, Webb Ellis
03 in Australia was a bit of a shock,
When Carlos passed to that ball git what lock,
And Georgie said,
N..
Ya got 4 more years, mate
Chorus:
And then we had 07,
It turned into a fuss,
When that blind, phoney bastard didn t see that forward pass,
And for 24 years, we still haven t seen Webb Ellis,
Ellis, where the f**k s Webb Ellis?
24 years, waiting for the chance,
We re thrashing everybody then we go and lose to France,
Now it s coming back home,
We ll surely get our hands on Webb Ellis,
Now we ll never get used to not getting our hands on Webb Ellis
NOTE-
The lyrics may not be very accurate as I wrote them down by ear.
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