[Intro]
I m riding shotgun on the shortbus
these people worried about my mental health
I only have one set of grandparents
cause I m a little too related to myself
[Verse]
When we sit at the table
pass food around
and we talk about the family
and all the shit that goes down
like when uncle cousin Larry
ran off with aunt niece Sue
and the people at the Church of Christ didn t know what the hell to do
[Chorus]
I m riding shotgun on the shortbus
these people worried about my mental health
and my family tree looks more like a juniper
cause I m a little too related to myself
[Verse]
When I look back on my life
and the times that I had
When I got to go fishin
with my uncle dad
and I d always have to bait the hook
cause it s hard for him to see
with one eye driftin off and the other eye lookin at me
[Chorus]
I m riding shotgun on the shortbus
these people worried about my mental health
and my gene pool s more like the size of a bucket
cause I m a little too related to myself
[Verse]
Well we went to the circus
in the old chevy truck
we were eatin cotton candy
and drinkin lots of 7-UP
and we stopped by the freak show
guess who we saw
Uncle Billy Bobby Buckteeth with his second-cousin daughter inlaw
[Chorus]
I m riding shotgun on the shortbus
these people worried about my mental health
my gene pool s more like the size of a bucket
[Outro]
cause I m a little too related to myself
cause I m a little too related to myself
well I m a little too related to myself