DIABETIC SQUIRREL
(Verse1)
I m a diabetic squirrel and I m sitting in a tree,
Chewing on the acorns, which are sugar free,
I can t eat sweets, I don t drink beer,
Lack of insulin, is my biggest fear
(Chorus)
Foot and mouth, mad cow disease,
But don t forget the squirrel with diabetes
Swine fever and Killer bees,
But don t forget the squirrel with diabetes
(Verse 2)
Had an Oral Glucose Tolerance test,
Dunno what it is, but it s for the best
I ve a low fat diet, no chocolae cake,
And a limited daily salt intake
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Music and Words by James Bailey