I m requesting information
On the status of our ship
The computer is malfunctioning
It s got a faulty chip
We ve been stranded in space for thirteen days
And everyone s unconscious, except for me
I ve been pulling up the lady s shirts
And lookin at their
And takin off their panties
And puttin em on my head
I took a piss in the captains bed
And when everyone wakes up, I ll be in for it
I m a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I think them quite a lot
I m a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I hope I don t get caught
I m requesting information
But the request has been denied
Earth has radioed an order
To our fail-safe device
The automatic pilot has been set to collide
With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive
But to tell the truth, I don t even mind
In fact, I m having the time of my life
I ve been sticking flowers in the first mate s behind
Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds
I m a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I think them quite a lot
I m a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I think I just got caught