[Intro]
[Verse 1]
I ain t no Jesus
Never saved a soul
I never walked on water
Less you talkin bout ice and snow
There s a rumor in the choir
I m the luckiest guy they know
But I ain t no jesus
I never saved a soul
[Verse 2]
I ain t no Buddha
I struggle with wrong from right
I ain t no prince of peace
I hit the floor in a good bar fight
Ask forgivness on Sunday
Ask for trouble on Friday night
I ain t no Buddha
I struggle with wrong from right
[Chorus]
And I can t walk on water
Can t part the sea
Only miracle that I ve seen
Is you walking down the aisle to me
And I can t talk to God
I ain t divine
Only miracle that I ve seen
Is that I,
I can call you mine
[Verse 3]
And I ain t no carpenter
Can barely build a shelf
How could you build a religion
Can barely follow myself
These two hands were made for
Holding something else
No I ain t no carpenter
Can barely build a shelf
[Chorus]
And I can t walk on water
Can t part the sea
Only miracle that I ve seen
Is you walking down the aisle to me
And I can t talk to God
I ain t divine
Only miracle that I ve seen
Is that I,
I can call you mine
[Verse 4]
I ain t no messiah
I never had the words
How can you talk to the masses
When you can t even talk to a girl
A little courage from some holy wine
But then your speech gets slurred
I ain t no messiah
I never had the words
[Chorus]
And I can t walk on water
Can t part the sea
Only miracle that I ve seen
Is you walking down the aisle to me
And I can t talk to God
I ain t divine
Only miracle that I ve seen
I can call you mine
Only miracle that I ve seen
Is that I,
I can call you mine
[Outro]
