[Intro]
[Verse]
I took a wrong turn, it was a right turn
My turn to have me a ball
The boys at the shop told me just where to stop
If I, wanted to play for it all
[Chorus]
I didn t know I d find her on daytime TV
My whole world lies waiting behind door number three
[Verse]
I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel
And they rolled me to the very first row
I held a big sign that said