BIRTHDAY SONG
Jon Lajoie
Capo: 6th
Chords:
It s your birthday today
What does that mean, I guess Iâll try to explain
That many years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face
And nine months before that magical day
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
And they were having a good time
They were dancing and drinking wine
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
And when they got home they were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
And he tore her panties off
And his penis was hard as a rock
And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
So they formed a sixty-nine
And your mom came at least three times
And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
And when he realized his mistake
He had d and it was too late
And then your mom got pregnant
And your dad started crying
He wanted your mom to get an abortion
But your mom wanted a child
And nine months later you were born
And then five months later your parents got a divorce
