The second tab I have submitted, once again Jonathan Coulton. Have fun
Opening riff
Guitar 1 Guitar 2
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7-9-------9-7-6-7- --------------9---|
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Chords
x21202
022100
466544
x46654
020100
x02120
x02010
x02220
244222
x22200
x32000
3x0033
C#m7b5 x4545x
xx0232
Verse 1
We took the freeway out of town
We found a place to settle down
We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog
You got your very own bathroom
I got my very own workshop in the bat
We sit around staring at the wall-to-wall
Take field trips to our favorite mall
Waiting for the day when all the kids grow up and leave us here
Chorus
If you need me
I ll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call but I probably won t hear you
Because it s loud with the shop vac on
(for heaven s sake it s really loud with the shop vac on)
But you ll be OK
Cause you ll be upstairs
With the TV
You can cry and I probably won t hear you
Because it s loud with the shop vac on
Verse 2
We hung a flag above the door
Checked out the gourmet grocery store
I bought a mower I can ride around the yard
But we haven t got real friends
And now even the fake ones have stopped calling
Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
I ll take a ride to Applebee s
I ll come home drunk on daiquiris and throw up on the neighbor s lawn
Chorus
If you need me
I ll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call but I probably won t hear you
Because it s loud with the shop vac on
(for heaven s sake it s really loud with the shop vac on)
But you ll be OK
Cause you ll be upstairs
With the TV
You can cry and I probably won t hear you
Because it s loud with the shop vac on
Bridge
I like the Starbucks here that s better than the other one
Cause the other one s not as good
C#m7b5
They really need to put a light there cause it s hard to turn
It s hard to make a left turn
[Vincent s Guitar Solo]***
Verse 3
And when it s time to go to bed
I m still awake inside my head
I m floating up above the house and looking down
I guess I gotta go back there
I guess there never was any other answer
And as the freeway hums the cars go by
The headlights roll across the sky
Many miles away but I can see them speeding through the dark
Chorus
If you need me
I ll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call but I probably won t hear you
Because it s loud with the shop vac on
(for heaven s sake it s really loud with the shop vac on)
But you ll be OK
Cause you ll be upstairs
With the TV
You can cry and I probably won t hear you
Because it s loud with the shop vac on
