Nipple Song â Justin Plet
www.justinplet.com
If I show you my penis
Would you show me your boobs
If you lose the shirt and bracket
Iâll show you my tackle too
See theres something I need to know girl
Something specific I cant see
There has to be some differential
Between the halo and the pea
Chorus 1
Because its all about the nipple
Not really all about the boob
They stand proud from the areolas
Staring straight up at the moon
I just dont care if youre a D cup
And I dont care if youre an âAâ
As long as theyâre not at your knee caps
Or pointing back the other way
According to my indepth research
They come in many different shades
Dark brown, light brown, pink, tan, and ruby
I hear in Kazakstan theyâre beige.
CHORUS 1
Bridge:
If youve got mosquito bites, or theyre slanted right, or fried eggs on a nail
Pancake nips, or armpit tit, or ski slopes like in Veil (Colorado)
It doesnt really matter much, us guys just want one thing
Your nipples to be hard and round,
And stand out from the ring!
Chorus 2
Because its all about the nipple
Not really all about the boob
They stand proud from the areolas
Staring straight up at the moon
So ladies if you heed my message
Iâll tell you now that this is true
You know its all about the nipple
Not really much about the boob.
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