Letra
Ver letra con acordes
Hey girl I got somethin real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we ve been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it s my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin real
Wanna get you somethin from the heart
Somethin special girl
It s my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It s easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that s the way you do it
It s my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent s house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA s a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...