If there was an idiot school
I would be the top of the class
I know I acted the fool
I know I failed on my?
Ask me why I left you high and dry
Only to wind up lonely
How could I be so cruel?
I must?ve been to idiot school
If there was a stupid degree
I?d be a qualified klutz
You gave all your loving to me
I gave you a kick in the?
Not so long ago you loved me so
And I was your one and only
I threw away a jewel
I must?ve been to idiot school
We knew when I went away
That one day you?d forget me
I?d come running back today
But you won?t let me
If there was an idiot school
I would be the top of the class
I know I acted the fool
I know I failed on my?
Ask me why I left you high and dry
Only to wind up lonely
How could I be so cruel?
I must?ve been to idiot school
If there was a stupid degree
I?d be a qualified klutz
You gave all your loving to me
I gave you a kick in the?
Not so long ago you loved me so
And I was your one and only
I threw away a jewel
I must?ve been to idiot school