STAPLE GUN - ( a desk-top equipment awareness song )
verses- , ,
ska bridge , ,
VERSE 1
There was a guy called John
He found a staple gun
He thought it was a phone
And now he has no ear
His family thought he was dumb
His mum said Oh dear John
that s a bloody staple gun
I now fear for your ear
BRIDGE
VERSE 2
The hospital surgeon said
she was gonna amputate John s head
The left side of it that is
the surgeon s name was Liz
Your e really stupid John
That s a bloody staple gun
She cut off poor John s ear
And now he can t really sort of properly hear