[Intro]
[Verse 1]
They say that opposites attract
Well I can see it now as I look back
If I wanted this
He wanted that
We d bark and hiss like dogs and cats
Well the thing that drove me up a tree
Is the way he loved to disagree
Each time we had a difference of opinion
[Chorus 1]
Well he liked the covers pulled down
But I didn t
He though I should gain a few pounds
And I didn t
What finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
But I didn t
[Verse 2]
Well it was more than just a lovers spat
And the civil war of the thermostat
We d wail and wail like a manaics
Throwin shoes and bric-a-brac
Well I can see him now in his muscle shirt
With those perky pecks
And that y smirk
Standin there
Pushin all my buttons
[Chorus 2]
Well he liked the toilet seat up
But I didn t
He thought I should be a C cup
And I didn t
What finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
And I didn t
[Bridge]
He really though he was the man
Held my whole world in his hands
But if he ever comes down from that cloud he s sittin on
Hallelujah brothers and sisters
I ll be gone
[Instrumental]
[Chorus 3]
What finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
He really liked himself a lot
He thought he was God
But I didn t