CAPO: 1st Fret
I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
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Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
There was the girl on the social page
Lookin in love and all engaged
We decided she don t take a very good picture
Chorus 1:
It may be my family s redneck nature
Rubbin off, bringin out unlady-like behavior
It sure ain t Christian to judge a stranger
But I don t like her
She may be an angel who spends all winter
Bringin the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I ll think of a reason later
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn t be happier on my own
But I ve got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein her with him tends to enlarge it
Chorus 1
Chorus 2:
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I ll think of a reason later
(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don t particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...