[Verse 1]
She s been dancing all night long with my man
Well I thought about cutting in, aw but I ca-ha-an t
Cause I m gonna sit right here
And empty this ashtray in her beer
I can t wait to see her drinking from that can
[Chorus]
(Pause)
I m sitting on Ruby s stool right next to Bill
She likes breaking old Bill s heart, she always will
Honky tonk girl oughta know better than to break the rules
I m fed up with her and I m sitting on Ruby s stool
[Verse 2]
Everybody always gives her lots of space
No one would ever dare get in her face
I ain t never been one to fight
But friends, tonight s the night
I m just the one that ll put her in her place
[Chorus]
(Pause)
I m sitting on Ruby s stool right next to Bill
She likes breaking old Bill s heart, she always will
Honky tonk girl oughta know better than to break the rules
I don t like her so I m sitting on Ruby s stool
[Chorus]
(Pause)
I m sitting on Ruby s stool right next to Bill
She likes breaking old Bill s heart, she always will
Honky tonk girl oughta know better than to break the rules
I don t like her and I m sitting here on her stool
I don t like her so I m sitting on Ruby s stool
[Spoken Outro]
N.C.
She s an old battle-ax to begin with
Nobody in this little tavern likes her
I don t know why she hangs around here, ahh the boys do
I see why they like her, we all know why they like her
