(Verse 1)
She walks like a woman, and talks like a man
she s my next door neighbor, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man
she has a big sister named Valerie
she wishes she was skinny, but she ll never be, oh Valerie, oh Valerie
(Verse 2)
She did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth
and when she fell down she rocked the house, oh Valerie, oh Valerie
They sit around the house all day and flop
and when its time for dinner they all pop-the-top, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man
(Bridge)
Now Ann has Rogain
that s a cryin shame
Valerie if your hungary
and get on the rifragator s side
follow Slim Fast it ll be your guide, oh Valeri, oh Valerie