[Verse 1]
We don t smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don t take our trips on LSD
We don t burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin right, and bein free.
[Chorus]
I m proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball ----
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightin s still the biggest thril of all
[Verse 2]
We don t make a party out of lovin ;
We like holdin hands and pitchin woo;
We don t let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.
[Chorus]
I m proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball ----
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightin s still the biggest thril of all
[Verse 3]
Leather boots are still in style for mainly footwear;
Beads and roman sandals won t be seen.
Football s still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.
[Chorus]
I m proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball ----
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightin s still the biggest thril of all
[Outro]
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.