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My life is brilliant
My name is james
I m only 7
And that explains
Why i ve never had a best friend
untill you came along
But people, they look at us and they
Say that were wrong
they say
You re a peodophile
You re a peodophile
You re a peodophile, they say
Your name is clive
And you re fourty-five
But you don t let that come between us
And you make me hold your hand
Intro
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Yes, we went to the park
And fed bread to a duck
Then you took me home so that we could..
Eat dinner
And now i ve got your fish fingures in my tum
And then you try and push your...food on my plate
You re a peodophilel
You re a peodophile
You re a peodophile, they say
But i don t care
Cus you re always there
Like when you helped me find my specticals
And when you fiddle with my... hair
You meet me after school
You watch me in the pool
You make me laugh when you act silly
You take me to the swings
You buy me sweets and things
Some times i play with your,,, Watch
You re a peodophile
You re a peodophile
You re a peodophile, they say
Or have i mis-heard
Yeah, i ve got the wrong word
They say that you re my babysitter
And though you re my baby sitter
You still take me up the ,,, shops
Music by james blunt
Parody (Lyrics) the ammature transplants
Chordidge by ben cornish