The Outhouse by Angela Durand & Gerry Penner
Parody of House Of The Rising Sun
There is an outhouse where we camp; It s painted ugly brown,
And if you look on down that hole,
You ll see one heck of a mound
You guys, you re the lucky ones, you pee standing on your feet
Us gals, we have no other choice,
Than to sit on that ice-cold seat.
Oh Mothers, tell your children, to watch out where they aim,
Cos if there s urine on the floor,
Well you re the ones to blame.
Well the odour of the outhouse, it really does offend
Sometimes the smell is so bad
That I d rather wear Depends
There is an outhouse where we camp; It s painted ugly brown,
And if you fall on down that hole,
Your body will never be found
END
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