Intro:
Ive joined the chess club at my school
I think tucking in my shirt is cool
Top buttons done up are all the rage
I correct Wikipedia pages
Even people at Cambridge think Im a geek
Just cause I donât fit in a clique
Teachers students cleaners
And every one at school
May think Im a loser but
Mum says Im cool
Mum says Im cool
Im bi lingual cause I speak klingon
I dress myself as guys from tron
I read books on how to be a nerd
And I read dictionarys to learn more words
Im a Dalek from another dimension
Or at least I was at the Dr Who convention
Teachers students cleaners
And every one at school
May think Im a loser but
Mum says Im cool
Mum says Im cool
in everything Im in top set
licensed to be teachers pet
RPGs I like to play
Every minute of every day
I know off by heart the star trek episode list
and Ive never had a girlfriend, Ive never kissed
internet user
Java abuser
own a space cruiser
but not a loser
because no matter what the kids all say at school
I can t be a loser cause mum says Im cool
and Mum says Im cool
Mum says Im cool
(Mum says Im) Teachers students cleaners and everyone at school
May think Im a loser
But Mum says Im cool
But Mum says Im cool
