Artist: Brett Domino
Song:Domino s Gillian McKeith Song
Brett Domino s Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/brettdomino
Tabbed by:Jack Sharp
Tuning:Standard
So I know this song is really more of a parody then an actual song but I really
like it and i m guessing alot of people out there would like to know how to play
it so here it is :) All credit goes to Brett Domino for writing this hilarious song.
Intro: - - x2
1st Verse:
Oh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on I m a Celebrity ?
I sit and watch in disbelief, as you re passing out on the ground every
night on ITV.
(strum once for this line)
Well Gilly used to say she s a doctor, but she doesn t have a PHD,
And apparently now she s a celebrity, but she s never been in Heat
magazine.
Well clearly I m wrong, as either way she s in the Jungle,
But recently poor Gillian, she s been having a bit of trouble.
Chorus:
Oh Gilly, why ve you been so silly?
I wouldn t have a balti if I didn t like chilli,
So why d ya go and do it? Everybody must have told ya,
Don t go on that programme if you ve got all kinds of phobias.
Oh Mrs McKeith, you re not gonna get any relief,
Cause the public seem to like causing grief,
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So the fainting s only going to increase.
2nd Verse:
Maybe it s because you lied about your doctorate,
Maybe it s because you don t like eating chocolate,
Maybe it s because of your obsession with poo,
Maybe it s because you look a bit like a goose.
Maybe it s because you re pissing people off,
Pretending to fall over every time you see a wasp.
I don t deny it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky,
But can t you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie?
2nd Chorus:
Oh Gilly, why ve you been so silly?
I wouldn t have a balti if I didn t like chilli,
So why d ya go and do it? Surely everybody told you,
Don t go on that programme if you ve got arachnophobia.
Oh Gillian, why re you such a silly un?
First of all you must be getting paid about a million,
You must have seen the show before - with your eyes so reptilian,
So I ve no sympathy you ve made yourself into a villain.
. . . . . .
Oh Gillian (McKeith).