I watch you from a distance
I gander from afar
I feel so sad without you
Like the last cookie from a jar
I wish that I could tell you those 3 words and take it on the chin
But I can never do that or win
For I m only a muffin
Only a muffin
I have no idea what gender I am
But what I do know is our love will last forever
I love you like a pony who really loves a thing
Like a duck to a river or water
I would wubs you with all my heart
If I had a heart
But I m made of
I got flour, baking powder and butter
I got sugar, milk and chocolate chips
You want eggs, just add two
But who cares, no big deal,
I love youuuuuuuuuu
You are as graceful as a pig on ice
Your eyes make me melt like an ice Popsicle
I just don t know what went wrong with our starcrossed love
I wish we could fly to the castle togeeeeeetherrrrrrr
But I m not a multicolored Pony
I m only a Muffin
Never gonna give you up
