Intro
Oh Saturday was a special night
The X Factor final was so tight
We ordered takeaway from the Prince of India
We had onion bhajis for the wife
And chicken korma with pilau rice
But when it came theyâd forgotten my lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
I looked in the bag again in case
It was there all along and I neednât have chased
The man on the phone about my missing dinner
He apologised and offered me
10 per cent off my next delivery
But it meant I never got to eat my lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
The rest of the food was very nice
I had some korma and half of the rice
We voted about thirty times for Alexandra
JLS will do OK
And Ee-og-ee-an Quigg will no doubt say
That when he grows up heâll become a famous crooner
My lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
Shouldâve come sooner
My lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
Oh, my lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna
My lamb bhuna