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G#min
(Coz) I wanna cuddle you
That s if you want to, baby
Whatever you wanna do
Like, get naked ⦠maybe?
G#min
I ll even make your favourite food
You know, that chicken stew, Baby
That might take an hour or two
But in the meantime we could
Verse 1
C#min
Yo Honey, your my Turkish delight
Baby I ll cuddle you through-out night
We ll Go to the beach and play in the Sand
After 2 or 3 weeks we could maybe hold Hands
We ll spend all day learning how to knit
Then we ll show the world our matching outfit
Let s be spontaneous and take a Moonlit stroll
We ll go to Greggs and buy you a sausage roll
Sleep together, but under different quilts
Talk for hours about the relationship we built
The love I m giving, I hope you can Handle
C#min
Yo, I just filled your room with six thousand Candles.
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Verse 2
Yo, in the next few days when we get undressed,
I plunder your body for your treasure chest
You ll feel me up for my lump of corn
And after its cut, we ll sex on the lawn
Thinking of things we could do together
Reach under my bed for my collection of leathers
We ll get down and dirty with Isaac Hayes
I ll lava your body with mayonnaise
We ll get kinky, touch crotch to crotch
In front of the dog, let s make him watch
I ll make love to you, cz your my foal
You ve been a naughty girl baby, Have my lump of coal.
For Christmas!
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Verse 3
Sing James Brown while I watch you wee
Dress up like a mermaid, have sex in the sea
Let s be romantic, rub your face in my Turd
Don t be afraid you can stick in a third
Let s take acid and pretend we re eagles
Then gimme a Hand job like Jeremy Beadles
I ll sliver inside you, like a slippery snake
But you ll never know, cz you re not awake
You can be my baby, I can be your Fritzl
I can lick your pussy and you can like my Schnitzel
I really wanna get in you, forget balls deep
I ll stick my whole head in there, make you baa like a sheep
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Verse 4
What you doing here breaking into my place
Come any closer and i ll spray you with mace
I never know what your gonna do next
When I look at my phones, its always you whos text
I cant leave my house cz I m afraid youll be there
You come in at night and steal lockets of my hair
walk down the street, you watch what I do
when I use the toilet you watch me poo
You ask me to marry you, every time I say no
I can t take it any more I just want you to go
All these shenanigans, makes me so mad.
But i ll give you one last chance, after all Your my Dad.
