Bama Fan
By Grain Vault
Capo 3rd fret
Standard Tuning EBGDAE
Everyone calls home the promised land
But Sweet Home Alabama was by a Florida band
Whole lot of nothin north of Gulfport Shore
Just rabid dogs and hogs, and churches by the score
Mighty damn proud of this soil you call yer own
A Walmart and a Hardees, a place s culture sewn
First chorus:
And yer a Bama fan
Don t remember when ya blew
yer a Bama fan
The Bear s still alive to you
Yer pitbull s named The Bear, yer shotgun s named the Snake
A life outside this hellhole you ll never quite make
Killed those Auburn trees and even I have to admit
Masterful endeavor; wish I had thought of it
The whole world saw it as a dastardly plan
But The Bear woulda loved it, and so would the Klan
Second chorus:
And yer a Bama fan
Donât remember when ya blew
Yer a Bama Fan
Infected with STDs
Yer a Bama Fan
Counting yer SECs
Keep yellin Roll Tide, like the Tomahawk Chop
Grating on the nerves; please make it stop
Filthy as a Nole, obnoxious as a Cane
Haven t got a clue yer borderline insane
Got a houndstooth had and panties to match
First glimpse of Bryant-Denny, gotta break the latch
Final chorus:
And yer a Bama fan
Don t remember when ya blew
yer a Bama fan
The Bear s still alive to you
Yer a Bama Fan
Infected with STDs
Yer a Bama Fan
Counting yer SECs