Song: White Van Man
Band: I Was Once a Dinosaur
Album: Dinosaurs Are Go!
Intro: / / /
Me and Isaac were walking down the street one day
When a dodgy looking man came walking our way
and said hey kids, you want any sweets?
So we said yeh man, thats sounds cool,
we ll take a couple refreshers and freddo bar too
and he said get in my van
So me and Isaac exchanged a glance
and said nah man, not gunna take the chance
and he suddenly looked a very angry man
He lunged at us and we both ran
Ran far away from the white van man
How lucky it was that we said no that day
So if you ever see the white van man
Be sure to run as far away as you can
Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man
The white van man, the white van man,
the white van man is not a very friendly man
Dont let him fool you with his smile and charm
Make sure your wearing your rape alarm
Hes not all as innocent as he seems
He ll bribe you with his tasty treats
Next thing you know your in his bed sheets
Need I say you wont be sleeping?
You ll find yourself mentally scarred
No one to help, not a body guard
Paranoia at an all time high
So please believe me when I say
If you want sweets, your best to pay
With money and not your bum
So if you ever see the white van man
Be sure to run as far away as you can
Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man
The white van man, the white van man,
the white van man is not a very friendly man
The white van man, the white van man,
the white van man is not a very friendly man
the white van man