Hitting the Lotto
Slam on your brakes.
If thatâs what it takes.
Itâs easy if you try.
Ya wonât have ta die or cry.
As the person comes,
Ya gotta scream out,
âI want big sums!â
Then call up the cops.
Chorus
Hitting the Lotto
Thatâs my motto.
Itâs not too hard.
When ya have the right card.
Sit and wait at home.
You canât go on a roam.
The check will be big.
Youâll eat like a pig.
Whatâs the next scam?
Something with your fam?
Oh yeah, theyâve got dough.
Thatâs where Iâll go.
Chorus
Hitting the Lotto.
Thatâs my motto.
Itâs not too hard.
When I have the right card.
Call up your grandma.
Get on the list.
For the big Lotto.
Theyâve got it all.
Drive over there.
Say you really care.
Wait for the money.
Get it and hop like a bunny.
Chorus
Hitting the Lotto.
Thatâs my motto.
Itâs not too hard.
When I have the right card.
Do nothing.
Look for the Lotto.
Itâs the best.
Not really, itâs a sham, scam.
Words and Music by Jim Guittard 2007
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