*Verse*
This guy he likes
His country music
And anything that s Hollister
He s no Jo Shmo
He comes from the Midwest
Says things like clutch and fubarred
and loves reality shows
*Chorus*
The main thing though,
Everyone needs to know,
Is that he s a Boss.
*Verse*
Cam makes you laugh until you re crying
And then he gives you sound advice,
Just don t give him any caffeine.
He lunches outside with you, in the park,
But sits in the shade,
Because he s old and his complexion would fade.
*Chorus*
They call him Shorty ,
No, I m just kidding,
He s tall and Boss.
*Verse*
We wish you luck in your endeavours,
But don t forget us,
A free sandwich every once in a while s the least you could do.
*Chorus*
Have fun being a daddy,
They say it s easy,
When you re a Boss.
A long (make it sound country )
