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Well I know there s lots of kinds of love in the world
and they re not all romantic and not all for boys and girls
but what we have doesn t have strict definition
because I love you just as much as I hate my college tuition
and we re basically like dating but without all the romance
don t get me wrong, I think you re pretty, but I don t want in your pants
it s just that
I m in best friend love with you
so I wrote this song for you
And I know you think it s weird, it s true
but I m in best friend love with you
and I think we should go all the way
in the 100% friendzoned way
and I can t get you out of my head
and as long as we re in separate beds
I wouldn t mind spending the rest of my life with you
like maybe we would work if we re single and were gay
but what I m really trying to say
is I don t love you like Shang loved Mulan
you re more like the Robin Hood to my Little John
and I love you like autotune loves T-Pain
like a prostitute loves crack cocaine
I love you like Batman wished his parents hadn t died
like Anne Frank wanted to ing go outside
you re more than my best friend, you re my partner in crime
(mute)
that I d never ever make out with
(except for that one time)
And I know you think it s weird, it s true
but I m in best friend love with you
and I think we should go all the way
in the 100% friendzoned way
and I can t get you out of my head
and as long as we re in separate beds
I wouldn t mind spending the rest of my life with you
whoaaaa, best friend love
best friend love
don t need no love-glove with best friend love