Standard Tuning Capo on 2
For the verses, strum the G in a fast up/down motion 3 times before next chord
For last line of verse the C is down strokes leading into the bridge(s)
(Silence)
I grab my red hat and walk out the door
I think that I ve seen this scenario before
I know that it s not your fault no way
(hold)
That you get taken each and every day
Bridge 1
Princess I m tired of you getting captured
(Hold)
By that big, ugly, green, lizard bastard
Chorus
Hey! Peach, I m getting tired of you being in other castles
Every time that I come around
Why can t you stay where I left you, like with that in mushroom
(Spoken)
And why don t you ever put out? You know what? I m gone!
Verse 2
I m taking the dinosaur and the raccoon hat
and moving in with Link in Hyrule, how bout that?
Bridge 2
At least his girl knows how to fight back
When her kingdom s getting attacked
Chorus
Bridge 3
Oh why do I have to do this? I m so damn tired I m losing it
Chorus x2 first time through strum chords once