Too Old To Party
© Michele Barton Thomas 2011
3/4 time!
At a bar at midnight
My eyes are half closed
My head is restin on the wall
There s a cowboy to my right
He looks good tonight
He s dark, handsome and tall
(Chorus)
But the musics too loud
And I don t like the crowd
I wanna go home and lie down in my Select Comfort Sleep Number bed
Oh my aching head
I m falling asleep and I m starting to snore
I m too old to party anymore
My man broke my heart
Couple weeks ago
I spend my time sitting at home
I m a little bit sad
But it ain t that bad
So I decided I ll just be alone
(Chorus)
But then my friend brought me here
She keeps buyin me beer
She wants me out on the town trying to find myself a new man
That s her plan
But this ain t the way I wanna even the score
I m too old to party anymore
She wants me to drink
She wants me to dance
She wants me to flirt with the men
This is her cure
But I ain t so sure
I don t think I ll ever do this again
(Chorus)
My jeans are too tight
Lord, I m a pitiful sight
I wanna go home and put on my comfy baggy ole sweats
I m such a mess
I m so tired, gonna fall to the floor
I m too old to party anymore
You may say I m a bore
But I m headed straight for the door
I m too old to party anymore
I m too old to party anymore
