LeBron James is a Bitch
Song By: Mike Polk
Tabbed By: Chris Moll
Verse 1
So long LBJ, Its been sure nice to know you
But when the go and get tough, I guess the get going
You had seven long years to bring a title to Cleveland
You choked again and again, now you tell us your leavin
Your heading down south to join another mans team
We thought that you were an alpha, you re a beta it seems
So goodbye and good riddance, pack your ego and go
But before you depart there is one thing you should know
Chorus
LeBron James is a bitch
Theres nothing much more to say
Couldnt get the job done
Now your running away
You and your miami boyfriends
Yeah you might win a ring
But even if they do it really don t change a thing
It s just as simple as thisssssssss
LeBron James is a bitch
Verse 2
You hijacked ESPN to show the world that you re a star
But all you did was confirm what a douchbag you are
You call your self chosen one, you are humble indeed
But I hope like Jesus Christ, you don t live past 33
Your ego hurts our whole economy don t you know
Cause all the crack dealers truly are hate to see your mom go
Will you take her down with you to the land of the sun
Or will you just set her lose and let Delante have fun
Chorus
LeBron James is a bitch
There s nothing much more to say
Couldn t get the job done
Now your running away
You and your miami boyfriends
Yeah you might win a ring
But even if they do it really don t change a thing
It s just as simple as thisssssssss
LeBron James is a bitch
Verse 3
Now you ll never be Jordan, your not nearly that tough
He never ran like a girl, when shit got rough
You donât realize it now, but I bet you ll learn quick
You can t own the spotlight when your riding Wades dick
Chorus
LeBron James is a bitch
Theres nothing much more to say
Couldnt get the job done
Now your running away
You and your miami boyfriends
Yeah you might win a ring
But even if they do it really don t change a thing
It s just as simple as thisssssssss
LeBron James is a bitch
