Woke up this morning on the beach,
Started walking, it s my regular routine.
I was on the search for some diamonds,
Let me tell you just what I ve seen. I saw...
a castle with a view, fields of bamboo,
guy from Kung Fu, a giant screw,
a kangaroo, some chicken stew,
and the woman who lived in a shoe. I saw...
a white whale, the holy grail, Pirate ships without a sail,
air mail, volcano fail, pyramids not to scale,
and some things I should not go into detail.
You never know what you will find
shaping a world that s in your mind.
See for yourself and walk with me
A world of wonder, a land of beauty.
Across the mountains and over the sea
but I still haven t found any diamonds.
I ve been walking around for miles,
still no diamonds to be found. Maybe I should look underground.
I started digging a hole, drilling through dirt,
then I fell through,
landed in some water. What have I gotten myself into? I saw...
Lava lake near the core, Kratos from God of War
mushroom spore, liquor store, statue of Dumbledore.
Wooden shed with a bed, spiders and the undead,
arrowhead, loaf of bread, giant spool of golden thread.
I saw a sparkle in the dark.
I put my axe right through that mark.
At last found me some diamonds.
Oh I m so happy I could ride a pig!