Capo 1st
Ukulele Chords
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a-----0-----0-----2-----3-----0-----5
e-----2-----0-----3-----0-----1-----2
c-----2-----1-----2-----0-----0-----2
g-----2-----2-----0-----0-----2-----2
Intro:
If your love s x and f(x) is a function than you can t love more than 1 in
conjunction cause that would mean your original love wasn t true.
I wish that x belonged to me, but sadly I is not a subset of we cause we
returns the null set when it relates to you.
I loved this girl and she loved me too, but she was always tangent to some
dude who would rotate her head around the z axis when he walked by.
So while he s over there tangent to her curves, I ll be mopin round here
cause I ain t got the nerve to tell her how I feel; no, I don t wanna be that guy.
I wish I could invert that graph on her face.
That downward facing parabola.
She d take my hand; we d get out of this place.
But I can t ask her out because.
(High)
She s my limit as x approaches girlfriend
It s like this function never ends.
(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
I think that we ll just stay friends.
(High)
She s my limit as x approaches girlfriend
It s like this function never ends.
(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
I think that we ll just stay friends.
If I plotted my love for her on a graph it d be irrational, discontinuous,
and half of the love I could give her if only we went out!
But no matter how hard I try, I ll never be the cardioid of her eye; this
love of our just seems so asymptotic!
If you count up all the nights I ve cried over her because I couldn t
optimize her function has way too many constraints.
Her solution is so unbounded that I m pretty sure that it can t be found and
if it could well I just can t do it by hand.
I wish I could invert that graph on her face.
That downward facing parabola.
She d take my hand; we d get out of this place.
But I can t ask her out because.
(High)
She s my limit as x approaches girlfriend
It s like this function never ends.
(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
I think that we ll just stay friends.
(High)
She s my limit as x approaches girlfriend
It s like this function never ends.
(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
I think that we ll just stay friends.
When the time finally came, she sat me down and said:
Listen Ev, I ll explain it terms that you can understand
You really are such a great guy
Another variable can t be hard to find
We may be like terms, but I don t like you like that.
Before you get the chance to cry
Know that I love you
But the love you thought we had
Was Imaginary
(High)
Whoooahhh. My love was not real at all it was the square root of negative
one.
(High)
Whooahhh. This limit does not exist. I ve come undone.
(High)
She s my limit as x approaches girlfriend
If only I d checked the domain.
(High)
As t approached 18 she diverged completely
And ever since she hasn t been the same.
